The most bizarre scotch ever

My flatmate Tim likes to treat the house with scotch. He likes going
off the beaten path - teacher's highland cream, aged 36 MONTHS is a
common selection This one tops it off. The "bench 5" named after
hall of fame baseball player Johnny bench who has as much to do with
Scotland and scotch as tim has to do with organized religion. This
stuff is craZy and Tim says it is quote mellow - the way Johnny bench
likes it.